Me: Hey, how are you? ohhhhh boooooo
Me: You’re about to ask me something that I don’t think I can help you with. But go ahead, ask away!
Client: Can you do a love spell for me?
Me: OMG see? THIS is what I meant. I’M AGAINST SPELLS, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CONTACT ME!? *throws hands up in air* *ends session* *blocks*
And that’s why today is represented by the letter H for *headdesk*