I’m a bestseller, I’m a bestseller, I’m a . . .


I think you got the point the first two times I said it and frankly I’m still having a tough time believing it, but then I go back to amazon and I look at the freaking page and I do a little dance in my head and I think: HOLY BLEEP HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

When I’m not looking apparently.
When I’m least expecting it apparently.
When I’ve completely ignored that book for months apparently.
When I’m up to my eyeballs in stress over ANOTHER book apparently.
When I’m not even considering writing the second book in that series apparently.
When I’m freaking unprepared for it apparently.


I don’t even know what made me curious enough to go check the stats on amazon for that book. Oh no wait, I DO remember, it was that e-mail about the Kindle’s new Lending Library that made me go check. It’s the ONLY self published book I have on Kindle exclusively, and therefore it’s eligible for the new KDP program.

That’s why I looked.
That’s why I almost fell off my chair.
That’s why I dance around my living room.
That’s why I pumped my fists in the air.
That’s why I squealed like a little girl.
That’s why I ran to facebook and told all my friends.
That’s why I ran to twitter to tweet about it.
That’s why I took a screenshot, and then another, and then another.
That’s why I began believing in myself again as a metaphysical therapist.
That’s why I’m willing to write the next book in that series.

My ice cubes are sticking together in my cup and it’s making it 100 times harder to write this post.

I’m not willing to look again but last I checked it was hitting the top 10 in one of the categories.

I wonder if it’ll make it all the way to #1.

Either way it doesn’t remove the fact that I’m on one of amazon’s bestseller’s list does it? It doesn’t take the title away from me, actually it adds the title, bestselling author . . .

I’m going to have to get used to that.
I’m not used to that.

I need an ice pick to unstick the ice cubes in my cup.

I’m a bestselling author. I’m a bestselling author. I’m a bestselling author.

Great, I tried to use a pen and spilled water all over myself.

Go buy the book. Don’t look at me like that. Here’s the link. http://www.amazon.com/Integrated-Intuition-Comprehensive-Development-ebook/dp/B004NEUIFQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323578403&sr=8-2


P.S. Here’s the screenshot I took the other day:

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